Thursday, September 20, 2007

Madame Zaritska's reading

Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.

What she senses for you:

The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a lot of hair.

1 comment:

Kerry said...

wow, does this remind me of that fortune game in the movie 'big'! (except for pregger chicks of course! lol!)